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Julie Brown Miscellaneous Earth Girls Are Easy Is it true what they say about Julie? There she is, let's ask her. Julie, did you really go out with an alien? Uh huh What was it like? Real different By the way, where'd you meet him? I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his UFO Guess he couldn't take it 'cause he lost his cool, crash landed in my swimming pool ooh neat So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and wiggling his hips I'm no Albert Einstein but I'm not that dumb, I know lust no matter what planet it's from He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me Earth girls, earth girls are (easy) Was he cute? No way, definitely uncute Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and eyes like a bug Wavy on weird I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thick Ooh I ran in the house, I locked every lock, I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock All of a sudden I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the doggy door Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me Earth girls, earth girls are (easy) I can't go on. What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song. If it's that bad, you have to. Promise you won't tell? Uh huh His touch was a love drug, I had to have more, the next thing I knew I had opened the door Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, he's still disgusting but I didn't care Give us more details Oh how do I describe it. Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds? Well when he got up to puree I thought I would die. But when he put it on liquefy, I wanted his baby. Ohhhhh. Oh yes, yes. Is that your tongue. One of them That sure is a big piece of machinery you've got I made it myself Oh you space stud, you There's no ride like this at Disneyland, baby. Oh synchronize, synchronize, I'm docking Ohhhhhhh. And to think we did all that without even touching. Slow: Now I'm back to my senses and he's light years away, if he's listening in space I have something to say I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when you're ready for more Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey) Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me Earth girls, earth girls are (easy) Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy) Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me Earth girls, earth girls are (easy) |
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