Cledus T. Judd Miscellaneous Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" - Deana Carter) (Cledus T. Judd/Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart) A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes. Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight. Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand. And you've got a headache again. I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails, Trimmed my nose hairs just right. I thought you'd be impressed, by my new huntin' vest, But there's no chance tonight. It ain't the first time this year; it'll be TV and beer. I 'bout forgot what it's like to be kissed. As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores. Did I shave my back for this? Ow, this things duller than a dead blade butter knife. Now I bet she'll regret the fact that she didn't let, Me take her to that motel with a pool. You know it's so hard to find free HBO and Showtime. And them vibratin' beds sure are cool. I souped up the RV, fired up my flowbe, Trimmed my toupee just right. Tried self-tanning cream, it turned my skin green, Er, you know the directions said that it might. Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T. Most find me hard to resist. I'm wearin' my brand new drawers, and wonderin' what the heck for! Did I shave my back for this? Deanna, did I shave my back for this? Ooh ooh ooh. |
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