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Brown Julie Homecoming Queens Got A Gun Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun (hoooooo) It was homecoming night at my high school (hoooooo) Everyone was there, it was totally cool (hoooooo) I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans (hoooooo) ÔCause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen (hoo, wah, hoo, wah) She looked so pretty in pink chiffon (chiffon) Riding the float with her tierra on (tierra on) Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand (bouquet) She looked straight out of Disneyland You know the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket (E ticket) The crown was cheering, everyone was stoked (was stoked) I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something The band was playing Evergreen And all of a sudden somebody screamed Look out! The homecoming queenÕs got a gun Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun DebbieÕs smiling and waving her gun Picking off cheerleaders one by one Oh BuffieÕs pompom just flew to bits Oh no, MitzieÕs head just did the splits God, my best friendÕs on a shooting spree Stop it, Debbie, youÕre embarrassing me How could you do what you just did Are you having a really bad period? Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun Stop Debbie, youÕre making a mess Powder burns all over your dress An hour later the cops arrived By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss You wouldnÕt believe what they brought to stop her Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper Throw down your gun and tierra and come out of the float Debbie didnÕt listen to what the cop said She aimed and fired and now the math teacherÕs dead Oh itÕs really sad but kind of a relief I mean, we had this big test coming up next week Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun DebbieÕs really having a blast SheÕs wasting half of the class The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat She hit the ground and did a flip it was real acrobatic But I was crying so hard I couldnÕt work my instamatic I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out What made her do it, whyÕd she freak out I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear I knew then the end was near So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, whyÕd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "aaaggghhhh I did it for Johnny" Johnny? Well like whoÕs Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, whoÕs Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, whoÕs Johnny? Oh God this is like that move Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled. But weÕll never know who Johnny was because like sheÕs dead. Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a Everybody run Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a |
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