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Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous Half a Man All my days I've lived with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my Underwear See I was born Like a halfway neutered pet I don't have a matching set It's a part of me that just aint fair please don't stare Well Im a gambolin' man without two dice Im like uncle ben with only one grain o' rice Oh to have two testies would be so nice But Im Half a man Yeah Im Half a man Want to die And we'll all just call it quits I can't find a cup that fits And in baseball games I feel so dumb When I hear "Ball one" Oh my god, How could you have been so cruel Try to give me one family jewl And the one that's there must feel so sad He's a lonely man Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg I'm a falopian tube with just one egg Oh I want another testi do I have to beg Or be Half a man Yeah Half a man Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum And I'm a hitch-hikin' hobo without his thumb And I'm a yohoho with no bottle o' rum Im just Half a man Yeah Half a man |
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