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Ray Stevens Miscellaneous The Streak (1974) Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? Yeah, I did. I's standing over there by the tomaters and here he comes running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekked as a jaybird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said "don't look, Ethel!!" And it's too late she'd already been incensed (Here he comes) Look-a dat, look-a dat (There he goes) Look-a dat, look-a dat (And he ain't wearig' no clothes) Whoa, yes they call him the streak (look-a dat, look-a dat) Fastest thing on two feet (Look-a dat, look-a dat) He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy He done give us a peek Oh, yes they call him the streak (Look-a dat, look-a dat) He likes to show off his physique (Look-a dat, look-a dat) If there's an audience to be found he'll be streaking a-round inviting public critique This is your action news reporter once again and we're here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? Yeah, I did. I's just in here getting my tawres checked and he just appeared outta the back. Come streaking around the grease rack there didn't have nothing on but a smile!! I looked at her and Ethel was getting her a cold drink. I hollered "don't look, Ethel!!" but it's too late she'd already been mooned! Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers! He ain't crude (Look-a dat, look-a dat) He ain't rude (Look-a dat, look-a dat) (He's just in the mood to run in the nude) Whoa, yes they call him the streak (Look-a dat, look-a dat) He likes to turn other cheek (Look-a dat, look-a dat) He's always making the news wearing just his tennis shoes guess you could call him unique Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? Yeah, I did Halftime, I's just going down there to get Ethel a snow cone. Here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribbling. Right down the middle of the floor. Didn't have on nothing but his Keds! Made a hook shot and got out through the concession stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said "don't look, Ethel!"..too late. She'd already gotten a free shot. Grandstand. Right there in front of the home team. (Repeat chorus) "Ethel! Is that you Ethel? What do you think you're doing? You get your clothes on!" "Ethel, where you going? Ethel, you shameless hussy!!" Ethel!! |
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